I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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