I just saw a hot homeless man
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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