The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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