It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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