She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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