Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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