i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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