So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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