just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize