he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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