i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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