I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
