super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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