We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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