my room smells like sperm. sweet.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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