1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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