Come see our sink grown plant.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So here I am, sexting at work.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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