You made me cry and you don't even care
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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