Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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