Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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