last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
