OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize