I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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