So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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