Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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