So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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