I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my being single is dangerous.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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