Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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