At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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