The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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