So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
