I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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