I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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