lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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