dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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