have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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