Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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