Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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