i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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