I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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