pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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