i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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