Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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