is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Found the puke drawer
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Randomize
