Cold hands, warm shart.
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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