You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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