Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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