But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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