It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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