I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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