is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I have fence marks all over my body
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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