So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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