just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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